A Breakfast Vignette

It was Thursday so I had breakfast with a lion.

'MMM. Nuh one nee'bix please,' the lion said, examining a smudge on its polka dot tights.

'Do lions eat Weetabix?' By which I meant- are you sure you're a lion?

This prompted head scratching and a rumpled brow: whereupon the lion became a wolf, a howling wolf, who taught us all to howl.

(With a full moon scheduled this made so much more sense.)

A wolf does like a Weetabix, it seems; and making spiders from shadows and baking cakes.

We made the first cake out of a magnetic construction kit.
Delicious!

Comments

Geo. said…

I too spent the day with a 3-yr-old and deciphered the magic of Grandpa-Turbo, Iceman, etc. communications. As to food, I left that mercurial subject up to Norma. Kid likes crackers. All kids like dry salami. My daughter was the Weetabix kid --shows no ill-effects at 30.

17 January 2014 at 08:37

Lisa Southard said…

A day well spent! Crackers, salami and Weetabix- Little Granddaughter would approve. Grandpa-Turbo magic sounds awesome :-)

17 January 2014 at 23:32

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