Magnificentile
[Centile: one of 99 actual or notional values of a variable dividing its distribution into 100 groups with equal frequencies; the 90th centile is the value of a variable such that 90% of the relevant population is below that value.] Magnificentile: a scale on which you measure the magnificence of your life. On which you choose what the centiles represent. Today I choose bluebells, eating outdoors, the noise of bees. Measuring a full quotient, as is usual. Dog agrees. She is no mathematician, merely a genius.