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walking in the stalk fields, through the sticks of cut crop, over the rain
flattened wildflowers, to the edge of the field where the stony ground and the
sound of a lone wind make me think of wasteland, of a contented desolation. Am
amused to find a child’s toy lying by a bale, a Tyrannosaurus Rex cast in
plastic, missing both forelegs and all four feet. A dinosaur in a baler
accident: nope, didn’t expect that. It’s not an astonishing life defining
moment, nor does it need to be. A quirky surprise serves to remind that though
lives are plentiful, this one is unique to me. Maybe, in more exotic time
zones, other people are uncovering utterly mind-boggling prehistoric beasts,
maybe they are at home, wedged in armchairs, frowning at rain. I am here,
treading out the boundary mud.
There is weather today, I do note it: take a few moments to reckon the size of a cloud (big) and the frequency of rain (sporadic.) Centre of my interest though is a stack of magazines. Not the fashion kind. This is martial arts research. I'm not even sure what it is I'm looking for, but intuition calls loud. A range of old adverts skew some amusement. Contact pants, for example. Pants are not trousers where I come from. They are underwear. Professional contact pants: improved smirk value. But why would a person be likely to purchase a grappling hook and a lock pick set? For specialists and hobbyists only, the blurb assures. Guidance on the pheromone spray that attracts women against their better judgement? I doubt it works any more proficiently than the mysterious potion that defines your muscles while you sleep. But, then: I wonder is some sprayed on this paper? What was my intuition thinking, making this ghastly shout… Tea break time. There's a lot of words...


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